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The plight of fervently scrolling through page after page of porn, searching for The One, has been acknowledged and chronicled by many. In his knockout song "Kimono," internet rapper and producer Lil Boom gripes about the hours he once spent probing Pornhub for a memorable video from his distant past:
I’ve been on fuckin’ porn for like six hours
Goddamn bro, still haven’t found my fuckin’ video (can’t find my fuckin’ video)
Scrollin’ through Pornhub, I’m on page 50 (on web page 50)
Tryna find that one video I remember (I remember)
The struggle is so real that nut seekers ‘round the world openly share accounts of their prolonged, arduous expeditions through the depths of porn sites for everyone on the internet to read and sympathize with.
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Indeed, the vast annals of internet porn are marvelous in many ways, but they come at a cost, and half of that cost will be getting to perform the continuous function of scrolling, half-hard Richard in hand, to find what you like.
But there has to be a better way, so I asked Geoffrey Celen, creator of ThePornDude (a website dedicated to cataloging and reviewing pornographic content); Alex Hawkins, vice president of xHamster; and Chris Jackson, of Pornhub, how to find a porn scene that suits you without having to scroll until your fingers are raw. Here are their tips…
Pause, Breathe and Think Before You Scroll"A lot of users start looking for porn bbw bbc without thinking about what they might actually want," Hawkins says. But we possess almost five million video clips, and as soon as you begin viewing, you get more impulsive, which, if you’re one-handed and hot, can end inside frustration easily. "They simply sign on and begin striking have fun with. So pause before you start, think about what you wish and make a few key adjustments that will help you obtain off more effectively."
Likewise, Celen says, if you already know what you like and which sites have a good selection, start there. "If you understand what will get you and who provides it on touch off, the job is done," he explains. "If you’re in the mood for MILFs, go to a MILF site, or a network with a good cougar selection. Instead of just searching some random tube site for any videos with ‘butt’ in the title, hit up one of the better anal sites." A simple way to find these more focused sites is to just Google "ass porn site" or whatever else you might be looking for.